This alcohol exclusion zone

– just how far around Alice does it extend?
Oh, who cares? 'Avvan earworm.

Beers where she sits
Transmute to lemonade…’

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That sort of zone or boundary engenders, well, this:

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Chris is frickin’ ridiculous: he and Alice have blasted well spent the evening in The Bull together, haven’t they?

But that will have been written by a different scriptie. I wish they would occasionally compare notes; or maybe if they listened to the Archers and made synopses of each other’s episodes it might help?

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Well quite. And a bit much to expect people to rock up for that ludicrous brat-fest and then not give them something to take the edge off. Mead, maybe, in anticipation of the bottom falling out of the CoE and Shula takin’ up Druidin’.

And how long before Alice is necking the Special Horse Liniment, eh?

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She will start on that whhen Maartha showws foetal alcohol syndrome

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Oh come on, that’s a bit much to ask of anyone.

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