If it’s only a Shetland with a tint and a fascinator, would, e.g. Pip be able to lead it? Because if not, recruitment for the hire places must be a reet bugga.
That has made me quite disproportionately cross. And no, it’s not the heat.
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I assume horse tranquilisers work on unicorns too.
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Nah, don’t begin to touch the sides wiv yer actual unicorn.
Yer stage-struck normal pony, though, exists on a diet of fags, uppers and ketamine. True, dat.
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A friend’s 3 year old appeared in the lounge declaring herself to be a unicorn holding “mummy’s little helper” to her forhead whilst skipping around the room.
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Disgraceful. All benzodiazepines should be stored well out of the reach of children.
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Sounds like Freud may have been right all along…
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…which would be disappointing, imo
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People really will pay for old rope if you make it sound impressive enough.
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What Freud wanted to do was invent a patent medicine, but they didn’t work. So he invented a disease only he had the cure to, instead. Classic snake-oil technique.
Almost spon, really. Only Eccles had the cure.
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…brilliant! I must say, I’ve never thought of it in that way, but I’m reminded of -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OusADDs_3ps
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Exactly what I had in mind, Sturmey dere ;- )
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