# Viral DOOM **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [9 March 2020 11:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604 "2020-03-09T11:15:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 11:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/1 "2020-03-09T11:15:25Z")
Every other board seems to have a thread about this, so why shouldn’t we? Er. My pet pangolin is looking a little off-colour this morning… ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 11:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/2 "2020-03-09T11:23:49Z")
“Don’t know why people are panic-buying antibacterial gel - it’s a VIRUS. Clue is in the name” (Every thread elseboard seems to feature some genius posting a variation on this). ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 11:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/3 "2020-03-09T11:30:05Z")
Apparently it has led to a fall in sales of Corona beer in the US. I’m fully expecting A Certain Orange Person to claim it could have been stopped if the wall had been built. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 11:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/4 "2020-03-09T11:34:24Z")
The World Health Organisation have predicted a pandemic from China and everyone is surprised when an epidemic appears to be starting Why? Wash yer hands often and keep going about yer life as normal is my attitude… ---
**Author:** ![Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/armrest/32/171_2.png) [@Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Armrest)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 11:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/5 "2020-03-09T11:34:50Z")
Meanwhile … Disneyland Paris has an employee with the Coronavirus. In all honesty, fair play. It’s going to be all over the place. Their response is not to do anything drastic (again, chwarae teg), remain open and have hand sanitisers at the entrance. All fine. Oh … oh, oh … & advise customers not to get too close to each other !!! At a theme park … with rides … & queues. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 11:38 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/6 "2020-03-09T11:38:59Z")
Unfortunately the demographic of Eurodisney’s clientele suggests that they are unlikely to be much at risk themselves ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 11:41 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/7 "2020-03-09T11:41:01Z")
The best transmitters of gerruummms and viruseseses anywhere are snotty brats I am surprised it is only one employee ill ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 11:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/8 "2020-03-09T11:58:12Z")
> [@joe](#): > > Apparently it has led to a fall in sales of Corona beer in the US. This turns out to be a misreported stunt by a PR firm. > [@3Wells](#): > > The best transmitters of gerruummms and viruseseses anywhere are snotty brats Especially when they pick it up at school/etc. to cross-infect a whole bunch of unrelated families. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 12:04 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/9 "2020-03-09T12:04:54Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > This turns out to be a misreported stunt by a PR firm. That’s somewhat reassuring. What is less so is the thought that the facts probably won’t make any difference. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 12:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/10 "2020-03-09T12:16:43Z")
> [@joe](#): > > What is less so is the thought that the facts probably won’t make any difference. > It was possible to find whole blocks of blameless and innocent people who thought the Mexican Scandal was an ordinary recorded historical incident like the Gunpowder Plot. Then somebody would enlighten these simple people, only to discover that the old story had started afresh among a few quite educated people, who would seem the last people on earth to be duped by it. And so the two Father Browns chase each other round the world for ever; the first a shameless criminal fleeing from justice; the second a martyr broken by slander, in a halo of rehabilitation. But neither of them is very like the real Father Brown, who is not broken at all; but goes stumping with his stout umbrella through life, liking most of the people in it; accepting the world as his companion, but never as his judge. ---
**Author:** ![SturmeyArcher](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/sturmeyarcher/32/1649_2.png) [@SturmeyArcher](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/SturmeyArcher)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 14:23 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/11 "2020-03-09T14:23:59Z")
It might be that the Corona-virus thingy is Mother Nature’s latest attempt at controlling the over-population, given that the Black Death was an abysmal failure. I am reminded of Dan Brown’s “Inferno” which suggests an even nicer solution to that age-old problem. BTW anyone else remember guzzling “Corona” soft drinks (UK 1950s and 1960s) 😶😶😶😐 ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 14:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/12 "2020-03-09T14:35:23Z")
> [@SturmeyArcher](#): > > BTW anyone else remember guzzling “Corona” soft drinks (UK 1950s and 1960s) 😶😶😶😐 Once. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 14:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/13 "2020-03-09T14:45:52Z")
We weren’t really allowed fizzy drinks,& Corona was expensive,as it was delivered weekly . If we did have fizzy pop, as it was called, it was more likely to be Jusoda, which was a vile orange concoction Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 14:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/14 "2020-03-09T14:46:56Z")
I only ever had the Corona lemonade; and I preferred White’s. ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 15:16 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/15 "2020-03-09T15:16:54Z")
Me too, Fishy I like orange juice, but have never liked orange squash or the Jusoda.I always asked for lemonade . Can’t bear the taste of Coca Cola either, or Pepsi Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/armrest/32/171_2.png) [@Armrest](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Armrest)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 15:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/16 "2020-03-09T15:35:24Z")
> [@Carinthia](#): > > Can’t bear the taste of Coca Cola either, or Pepsi Tizer, Jusoda, Vimto (the best), Lucozade (for when you were ill), Ribena (for when you were flush) … and Corona delivered. . ![Screenshot_20200309-152953_Google](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/7/78a814078010111385fbf659597e87307fbab780.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 15:40 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/17 "2020-03-09T15:40:39Z")
Lucozade, with the bottle wrapped in cellophane ! We never had it, but it was taken to Orsepiddle as a gift for Properly Poorly People I liked Vimto, & still like Ribena Mr C used to like Cream Soda, & Dandelion & Burdock Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 15:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/18 "2020-03-09T15:50:13Z")
The only dandelion and burdock left that doesn’t taste of aspartame is Fentiman’s, which is a bit expensive for my taste. Barr’s Dandelion and Burdock was all right until a few years ago, but they replaced it with “D&B”. ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 15:56 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/19 "2020-03-09T15:56:00Z")
We really aren’t terribly good at being Doom Laden, are we? ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [9 March 2020 16:08 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/20 "2020-03-09T16:08:57Z")
My dear Fish, it’s been _years_ since I had a good Dandelion & Burdock & Hendricks. [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604.md?page=2)