# Viral DOOM **URL:** \ **Category:** Not The Archers\ **Created:** [9 March 2020 11:15 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604 "2020-03-09T11:15:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [22 May 2020 21:24 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/442 "2020-05-22T21:24:33Z")
Carinthia sends: [![](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/2/2725984b7fa90ec7fc95bc3c8ad8b5f784dd3594.jpeg "Song for Dominic Cummings") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0na2Y_74_mk) ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [22 May 2020 21:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/443 "2020-05-22T21:26:49Z")
Thank-you, Dunnock šŸ» Carinthia. xx ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [22 May 2020 21:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/444 "2020-05-22T21:30:46Z")
I was laughing quite hard about Cummings anyway, but hurrah! for DK. Ta, Carinthia and Dunnock ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [23 May 2020 21:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/445 "2020-05-23T21:46:13Z")
Carinthia forwards: [![](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/8/8f10cdea683eb0043349ae2c47d55acbb4702af7.jpeg "Thong mask") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwUc1CWJYYo) ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [23 May 2020 21:51 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/446 "2020-05-23T21:51:42Z")
Thank-you Dunnock Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [23 May 2020 22:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/447 "2020-05-23T22:12:06Z")
0ā€™54" _And there, your honour and members of the jury, rests the case for the defenceā€¦_ ---
**Author:** ![SturmeyArcher](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/sturmeyarcher/32/1649_2.png) [@SturmeyArcher](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/SturmeyArcher)\ **Post date:** [24 May 2020 01:45 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/448 "2020-05-24T01:45:43Z")
ā€¦er, umā€¦ ā€¦well, not quite sure what to make of that oneā€¦ ā€¦not one single mention of ā€œlaundryā€ or ā€œsoapā€ or ā€œsanitizerā€! Interesting wot? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [24 May 2020 02:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/449 "2020-05-24T02:26:20Z")
you can Behave anā€™ all, Sturmers. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2020 07:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/450 "2020-05-30T07:26:20Z")
> [@So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/so-who-wants-to-help-to-perpetuate-the-cellar/2502/6204): > > ā€˜Although your test results indicate that you are Covid-19 Negative, it is important that you & your household continue to maintain Social Distancing, & if anyone displays symptoms, then 14 days self-isolationā€™. ā€œLook, we said youā€™re not infected, not that youā€™re immune. We realise that you, the great British public, have the attention span of a gnat on Sunny Delight, and that you have seen that the powers that be value your well-being rather less than they would said gnat, but the virus has the attention span of a virus. It canā€™t be bargained with. It canā€™t be reasoned with. It doesnā€™t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stopā€¦ ever, until you are dead.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2020 14:10 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/451 "2020-05-30T14:10:05Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > It canā€™t be bargained with. It canā€™t be reasoned with. It doesnā€™t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stopā€¦ ever, untilā€¦ ā€¦Durham ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2020 16:09 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/452 "2020-05-30T16:09:13Z")
Yes - check out Durhamā€™s very own Ramside Hall Hotel: > **[Police find guests staying at Ramside Hall hotel during coronavirus lockdown](https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/police-find-guests-staying-ramside-18297839)** > > Officers were called to the five-star hotel on April 7 after reports of a domestic violence incident Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2020 16:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/453 "2020-05-30T16:26:46Z")
So Effing Annoying, Soo Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2020 17:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/454 "2020-05-30T17:35:39Z")
Yes, itizz. Plus, the first horse racing fixture will take place on Monday, in Newcastle. No crowds of onlookers, weā€™re told. Mr Bee and I have decided that the haphazard nature of the Governmentā€™s proclamations and the equally haphazard translations of them will necessitate greater vigilance on our part, forra while. Soo xx ---
**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2020 18:00 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/455 "2020-05-30T18:00:45Z")
Yes Weā€™re busting a gut to do the right thing, at great personal cost & stress, for others to think that they are the exceptions. Had messages from the campsite today. Friends were raising a glass to me Carinthia.xx ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2020 18:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/456 "2020-05-30T18:34:57Z")
![image](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/uploads/default/original/2X/b/bded5bd88d717a0fb3a03019076163cc75c566bb.jpeg) Chin-chin, Dearie! Soo (in the wrong place) xx ---
**Author:** ![SturmeyArcher](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/sturmeyarcher/32/1649_2.png) [@SturmeyArcher](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/SturmeyArcher)\ **Post date:** [31 May 2020 02:59 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/457 "2020-05-31T02:59:13Z")
> [@HedgeSparrow](#): > > It canā€™t be bargained with. It canā€™t be reasoned with. It doesnā€™t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stopā€¦ ever, untilā€¦ ā€¦sounds a bit like certain TA editors (current & passim) wot? šŸ™„ ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [31 May 2020 08:44 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/458 "2020-05-31T08:44:09Z")
Nah, they get bored and wander off. ---
**Author:** ![joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/joe/32/126_2.png) [@joe](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/joe)\ **Post date:** [31 May 2020 12:27 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/459 "2020-05-31T12:27:12Z")
But never soon enough. ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [3 June 2020 15:35 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/460 "2020-06-03T15:35:13Z")
Good news from IoM today - with no positive tests for 14 days (everyone here with symptoms has been tested throughout) and no-one now being treated in hospital for CV-19, there are now no known active cases on the island. c84,000 people are holding their breath. And remembering the 24 who died. ---
**Author:** ![soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/soobee/32/43_2.png) [@soobee](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/soobee)\ **Post date:** [3 June 2020 15:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604/461 "2020-06-03T15:42:17Z")
Thatā€™s wonderful news, TFM. Well done IoM! Soo xx [Previous page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604.md?page=22) [Next page](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/viral-doom/2604.md?page=24)