Viral DOOM

“Eleventy!”

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We bees watched ‘Contagion’, this arvo. Why on earth were questions not asked after this film’s showing in 2011 but, also, not answered?
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Soo xx

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To be honest, yer bees have been asking the questions, but lots of people didn’t respond. We are quite small and insignificant.

Soo xx

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Well, clearly, questions must be posited to be answered, so I am an idiot. Meh.
Soo xx

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My Optician’s receptionist watched it a fortnight ago & scared herself silly

Carinthia.xx

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Must be a bit of a time lag thang, Carinthia.
Soo xx

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I saw it shortly after it was released. On a packed transatlantic flight.

Not the best choice when breathing recirculated air for seven hours …

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But can you be sure she saw it clearly ? Gurt big letter 'A’s are all well & good, but it’s the bottom line which matters

It has the small print on it

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This is an attempt to infect the lot of you with a novel earworm, or at least a segment thereof.

“All because some bastard
Fancied bat tartare”.

Off you go…

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The extended version. Has potential to offend/depress.

All because some bastard fancied bat tartare
And Johnson is a wanker*, look at where we are!
It’s got so we can’t sleep at night
And less because of virus - fright
Than the economy
Than the economee…

*not often enough, imo

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Now this idea I like. I don’t care if it’s daft, I like it a lot…

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Oh bugger! I’ve done what Joe did yesterday and posted that in the wrong thread, i intended to put it in the Viral Doom one. Please feel free to move it, someone who can.

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Carinthia sends:

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Thank-you, Dunnock

:beers:

Carinthia. xx

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I was laughing quite hard about Cummings anyway, but hurrah! for DK.
Ta, Carinthia and Dunnock

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Carinthia forwards:

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Thank-you Dunnock

Carinthia.xx

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0’54" And there, your honour and members of the jury, rests the case for the defence…

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…er, um… …well, not quite sure what to make of that one… …not one single mention of “laundry” or “soap” or “sanitizer”! Interesting wot?

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you can Behave an’ all, Sturmers.

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