Well, it beats

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…flogging his ring just off the bypass, but I find it a leetle difficult to believe that Ruairi’s mere company is that lucratively amusing.

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I think he has the gift of the gab, and yes, I think if he set his mind to it he could be amusing.

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Trans: ‘He is a specious little git’
Less lumpish and drearsome than most Ambridge youth, I suppose.

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Can you imagine Ben as a toy-boy? Or Rex when he was a few years younger?

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Ugh. No. But then I can’t imagine paying good money for the pleasure of Ruairi’s company either.

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Even if the scorpions are free?

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I was trying to get some sleep

You have given me nightmares

I managed to just say rent a dick to the radio and suppress the memory of hearing about this money tree that Ruari found

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