Cheer up, there’s still a lot can go wrong in an ambulance.
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Sadly, nothing did.
It is to spewk.
And the broken collarbone is just trolling the listener.
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The Crow Tendency won’t be happy.
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We now know she parked on a quiet road in Hayden Woods. Heyden Berrow is south of the village.
George’s party could have been absolutely anywhere, but the crash happened on the bridge nearest Home Farm and, looking at the map, the only way George could have been there is if he was in the car with Alice. Unless he was poaching. But Joy knows he was supposed to be at a party.
Joy will ask the question, once the shock has worn off, because being nosey she’ll blather on about ‘how lucky you were there, and were you on your way back from your party, it can’t have been very good, pet, if you left so early …’ etc.
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Who is living where at the moment? I’ve lost track.
Kate is living with Brian - and he moved out of the cottage on the Green. It*'s not Peggy’s place because Kate moved out of there, famously losing her bin bags in the process.
I thought Alice was living at The Nest (doesn’t she still own it?) and having Martha there on occasion.
So where is Chris living? With his mum?
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Kate lives with Brian at Blossom Hill Cottage; before that Brian was living in Willow Cottage, which is nowhere near the green but did at one time belong to Peggy, or at least belonged to Lilian and was rented to Peggy.
Alice lives in The Nest, with Martha some of the time.
Chris lives in the flat above the village shop, with Martha some of the time.
https://ambridgereporter.org.uk/Ambridge_Residences_and_Occupiers.html
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Chris now has Martha most of the time
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As of yesterday.
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Well, since he’s the one that wanted her, everybody should be happy. Maybe his broody mate Harrison will help out.
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Ok, I was a bit premature with that prediction but…
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Well predicted. Do you suppose it was Gary Horrobin he called? I just found in Chris Ghoti’s summaries that it was Harwich where Gary got his job. That’s a long way from Ambridge!
He would be George’s great-uncle, and maybe doesn’t know him very well, which would explain why he said, ‘It’s George, George Grundy.’
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I have no idea. I have a feeling he’ll stay closer to home than Harwich, though I don’t know why I think that or where he could have gone, not a clue.
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If Grundies or Horrobins get too far from the Miasma, their human disguise fails and they dissolve into puddles of sludge.
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s’not a very good one, is it?
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They are all of them squamous, as are the rest of the residents of Ambridge.
That’s why they tend not to stray; the effect wears off after a few weeks, but they get a lot of funny looks until it has.
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