What has Alf nicked this time?

Sneaking away without saying goodbye generally means something is sneaking away with him. I wonder what it is.

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The last vestige of credibility. Tomorrow, Pip turns out to own the Moon.

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Did you have to put the words “Pip” and “moon” in the same sentence?

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There there, joe. Rinse your brain out with some lovely Boyle’s

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Had we but gin enough, and time…

Alas, there isn’t enough gin on the planet and I have to work tonight. (That is to say, I’m supposed to be working now!)

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