A lych-gate doggerel

The Archers
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So
Now we know:
The daughter of the manse
Did drop her panse.
Chrystiffur wants her to drop 'em again
But Amy says not:
It might cause pain
And mean back to the bottle for Alice -
Back to the bottle for Alice the sot.

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Who thinks Amy will end up pregnant?

And the divorce will never happen?

I do hope so as that will cause misery upon misery to so many for aaaaages

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Hurray-hurray-hurray!
Misery’s here to stay
There are bad times just around the corner
There are dark clouds hurtling through the sky
And it’s no good whining
About a silver lining
For we know from experience that they won’t roll by
With a scowl and a frown
We’ll keep our peckers down
And prepare for depression and doom and dread
We’re going to unpack our troubles from our old kit bag
And wait until we drop down dead

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That would be too trite and tedious even for TBTB. Surely?

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Is it time for another sweepstake?

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You wearing yer eyeshade, Dunnock?

Carinthia.xx

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At least once before the end of April, will Amy believe she’s pregnant?
  • Yes
  • No

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