Bunter (Gawd Help Us All): “Tobeeeeeeee!” (…greedily eyes 1/2 eaten parstee, drools of saliva dripping from his jowls…
Tobeeee (wipes crumbs from face with (used) baybee-wipe (how singularly appropriate)), and rapidly attempts to hide half-eaten parstee in elephant’s foot umbrella stand): “…er, um - how’s God boverin’ these days, Rev?”
…but no charge for dealing with left-overs (no questions asked) - special rates for seasonal provender (can arrange special deals for mince-pies even though currently out of season).
I’m suddenly confuserated! Is that list TVOA’s rates for performing or exercising? …and anyway, which diocese is he? (it’s stamped on the back of his neck!)