Alistair

is even more strange than we had thought him.

(shurrup Gus)

He thought that Jade (described more than once as “too young for Jazzer” on air, and given to snorting pasta from her nose) was the mature woman Jazzer fancied.

Does he need his bumps examined, or what?

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Perhaps he fancies her?

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“So fresh”?

Well, in one meaning of the word, I suppose.

(Number 6 in the Urban Dictionary, that is.)

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I would like to see Prof Jimmus’s reaction to that pairing

Evil grin

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Wha’? I didn’t say nuffink.

That thought did strike me, yes.

Do they read or listen to each other’s stuff? Because it very often seems as if they can’t possibly…

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