’SHOCK AMBRIDGE REVELATION: Vicars busy at Christmas, vicar’s wife of 13 years notices’
Don’t get me started on either the actor being replaced or her character being written out, which is what should have happened. But how bone is Borsetshire’s favourite multi-specialism solicitor?
And did anyone else wonder whether what the mardy lump Amy had left on Alan’s desk? My thought, a turd, would probably have been more welcome than festive antlers.
Bah!, and also humbug!
…I’ll just put that down as “quite enjoyed it”, shall I?
[sidles away at speed]
Usha did what Usha does: whinged, and then attacked someone. No change there.
But I do agree it is fecking ridiculous for a vicar’s wife to expect him to take the night off on the Sunday before Christmas in order to go and watch a three-hour Bollywood film, or whatever it was.
< puff of fevvers >
That sidling needs a bit of work, young feller-me-bird.
As do the scripts.
Can’t blame That Bird for the scripts, though.
Gus dear
Have you heard of animal and birdie welfare?
Which involves kindness to all living things
Or, more accurately, not-cruelty.
You are not actually experted to treat other living things better than you get yourself.
I am always gentle and kind to all living creatures
Even Saccharomyces cerevisiæ ?
He prayeth best who loveth best
All creatures great and small.
The Streptococcus is the test:
I love him least of all.
Even bacteria wee birdie
How would I bake without my yeast and sour dough starter?
Baking soda.
And how would beer and wine occur sans yeast?
But you have to murder most of them to get it. Drowning in their own effluent, or cooking alive.
That’s not very kind, Bird.
Bacteria who drown in alcohol die happy
Bacteria who die beinng baked are quickly and humanely slaughtered
And, getting back to TA:
– it’s just so difficult to choose
Even scripties would be missed by somebody.
Are you sure wee birdie?