From the postgrad application guidelines for a university that I think should remain nameless:
*At ********, our research teams work on understanding different cultures and societies to aid enable a more culturally inclusive society. We have a dynamic research community working on a wide array of activities, including creative digital media, the performing arts, music, and literature.
Our business and management research is founded on a wealth of professional experience in systematic enquiry, with a finger on the pulse of a rapidly changing business environment, and encompasses, areas including retail, consumer marketing, finance, corporate responsibility, policy development, and more. We design technological business solutions, through our involvement in multidisciplinary teams in areas such as, data analytics, digital platforms and more.
I was expecting it to be signed “C. Ironfoundersson”…