You mean… chops?!
Rex, however, should be committed as a very committed thing - oh hang on, they are short of room too, you have to be beyond barking to get a look-in… dearie me. Plasma ray - it’s the only economically viable remedy they understand and deals with the door security, no probs. Psych nurses, I’m not so sure ;- ) And good crackling, too, or so I am spacerly informed. You carry a big bag of salt in the thingy around your waist, see, and thus have salt to hand if emergency pigs, Rexes or slugs heave in to view. Um.
It is possible someone was pulling my leg, prior to roasting it? (ps: there is no good answer to that; don’t grope for one)