While there are obviously areas of sensitivity, blended families can turn out really well - as long as your food processor’s motor is up to the job.
I regret that I have only one like to give to this post.
Jeremey Clarkson’s 3.5 litre V8 powered blender … used to make bone-in meat smoothies, basically put in a cow and press the throttle …
Could we not just put in Clarkson?
As long as there is still a knob on the outside to activate the process.
I like Clarkson
I enjoy his humour