In what possible way has Matt left Borchester Land in a mess of any sort?
He was their chairman several years ago, and they got rid of him ruthlessly as son as he got into trouble with the Fraud squad; he has not been in any way connected to BL since 2009.
When they got rid of him, they didn’t bother to ask him how the filing system worked…?
Now I think of it, do you suppose that somewhere in that lot is the explanation for Shula and Alistair suddenly deciding that Matt’s presence in Ambridge is intolerable after a decade of perfectly civilised coexistence? Or maybe we could dig out the one that explains why Matt completely forgot sacrificing his life savings to be with Lilian?
As Keri Davies reminded us: “the archive is computerised, and has been since the the early 1990s”
“To err is human; to completely fuck up, use a computer.”
Go Wappy wivva Waptop seems to be my motto, Joe …