Can we bump Lily off please?

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Slowly and painfully

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I was going to start a thread with the header

WELL SAID JOHNNY!

It was about time she got an earful about that.

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Heā€™s still a pillock, though.

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If only Oliver had given Elizabeth a similar flea in her ear. Ha, wait, he could have flung the same ā€˜home wreckerā€™ epithet at the Widderbeth, what a missed opportunity!

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Roll on the day when Russ goes after even younger prey than Lily

I will enjoy every minute of Lilyā€™s heartache

If itā€™s off air

Listening to the wailing would be over and above the call of duty

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Oh, I think I could stand it. Especially if his prey was Poppay-Pore-Littul-Mite. Miaā€™s no use: sheā€™d still be on the blob.

Not for the drama, you understand, but for the outraged wittering that would ensue online.

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I would love every minute of it. Rarely was misery more deserved.

Oh! Brilliant idea, yes please. Hang on though, she is a little young, even for Russ. Iā€™m not sure I can wait that long for Lilyā€™s comeuppance.

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Molly Button?

Iā€™ll stick with what I said when he first turned up.

ā€œHello thereā€ she said with her hand to her brow
ā€œIā€™m the one youā€™ll meet after the one you know now
Thereā€™s no room inside here to show you us all
But behind me the queue stretches right down the hall
For the damned there is always a stranger
There is always a beautiful strangerā€

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Going back to the title of this thread, the need for an off-bumping became a great deal more acute during her conversation with Pat. She is a poisonous, hypocritical, brainless little bitch.

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Yes, calculated to make Pat ask Johnny awkward questions, wasnā€™t it.

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Lily being so caring that she has to try and spoil her cousinā€™s relationship by hinting nearly caused defenestration of the radio

Please can we dedd her

And Russ can move on to Elizabeth until Molly and Tilly Button become legal

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I wonder whether this really is what Tim Stimpson thinks caring about someone else looks like. If so, I pity his friends.

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ā€¦Stympleton has friends? ā€¦er, wot? (ā€¦shome mishtake, surely? (Shirley))

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Very few people donā€™t, Sturmers. I donā€™t suppose that he has none.

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I just hope he doesnā€™t treat his friends the way he wrote Lily as treating hers. Or he probably wonā€™t have them much longer.

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