Daily Mail Weekend Magazine Archers Update Aug 11-16

Peggy has drawn up her short list for the Ambridge Conservation Trust, and everyone is on pins to see who is going to get her dosh. We are quietly confident that our own modest proposal - to expel Hilda from the village, and thus save much wildlife from a ghastly end - will get a bye to the final.
The competitive spirit is at work all over the village as Lilian tries to lure Jim into her quiz team, and Freddie and Tracey go for the same job.
Yet more trouble - not to mention an ambulance - arrives at the Grundys’, disaster looms in the dairy and Alice, presumably motivated by malice, plays Cupid to Kate and Jakob.
Meanwhile Jazzer makes a shocking admission, Susan faces some home truths, and Shula makes her opening bid.

Thanks to Maggiesaes from ‘The Archers in Mustardland’


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