Daily Mail Weekend Magazine Archers Update Dec 8-13

The Archers Spoilers
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Watch out - Pat’s cooking one of her special stews. Remember that vegetable slop she served up to the homeless of Borchester, sending them running back to the streets with their hands clamped to their mouths? Stay well away from her kitchen until the miasma dies down.
In fact,it’s best to steer clear of most Ambridge kitchens this week as Ed and Will cook up a storm making mince pies for the Grundy World of Christmas. It’s amazing just how far pastry can go.
Meanwhile, pots bang and plates crash over in the Grey Gables kitchens as a perked-up Tracy sends everyone up the wall.
Elsewhere, Helen gets all stirred up, Neil and Hannah boil over, and there’s a big plate of trouble for the rewilders.

Thanks to Maggiesaes of ‘The Archers in Mustardland’

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…sounds like so many things I’d hate to miss! (…I guess I’d better lay in more baccy supplies!) Thanks for the heads-up! :thinking:

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A steamy session in one of the pig pens? I do hope not.

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…when they stand for too long in front of the microwave emitter?

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With the loser left, unconscious, in the pen to be finished off by swine various, leaving no trace other than a belt-buckle.

I’d prefer the remaining one to be Neil, but hey … whatever.

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