Is it better to be married to the Sausage King or to have been jilted by him? The alliance that’s been forged between Natasha and Kirsty has Tom sizzling, so he sets out to break up the friendship between the current Mrs Banger and the nearly-was Mrs Banger.
Other friendships bring trouble to Ambridge this week as Tracy, rather oddly for her, puts a friend’s needs before her own, and finds the terrible truth of the phrase ‘No good deed goes unpunished’.
While all this is going on, the Bridge Farm Archers try to make Tony’s 70th special, Oliver tries to save Grey Gables, and a journalist noses around the village on the trail of a scoop about the extensive use of slave labour in Ambridge.
Thanks to Maggiesaes of ‘The Archers in Mustardland’
“What would you like to make the day special, Tony?”
“Oh… well… it would be a lot of work for you…”
“Oh go on, we can do it! You’re only 70 once!”
“Well… if you all got caught in the (Ag. Ed. insert farm machinery here)…”