White faced by nature and from shock, the Montbéliarde cows step down from the ramp, take a look round,raise a Gallic eyebrow or two and gasp - after the quiet fields of France, Ambridge will be a nasty surprise.
They will have to contend with Henry’s tantrums, Helen’s love life and Pat’s worries about Helen’s love life.
Uproar from Lower Loxley will put them off their cud, and they’ll be spooked by the sound of dropping bombshells and rising tempers as the Aldridge clan tears itself apart.
Further distress comes their way as Alistair chokes and gasps past them, doing some last minute training for the Felpersham half Marathon, while rumours about Roy buzz like flies round their bovine ears.
Thanks to Maggiesaes from ‘The Archers in Mustardland’