Daily Mail Weekend Magazine Archers Update July 13-16

Few of us have missed the terrible screech of Eccles the peacock over the past few months. This mysterious bird, which made fleeting appearances over the years, finally came to a bad end after a run in with a car. Kenton was behind the wheel, and was nowhere near as sorry as he should have been. Now, it seems - to Kenton’s and our dismay - that Jolene is considering a replacement banshee to fill the village with its fearsome shrieks.
Another unpleasant threat to the tranquillity of Ambridge life is the chaos caused by fly-tippers - but David is on the case and, after some snooping around, has a pretty good idea who the culprit is.
Meanwhile, Elizabeth, attempting to move her life on, gets encouragement from Jolene.

Thanks to Maggiesaes of ‘The Archers in Mustardland’

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But… why would Jolene need something that shrieks horribly…?

“There are these Swiss clinics now, it’s quite painless…”

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