It’s Open Farm Sunday, a time when outsiders cross the mighty Am for a glimpse of the good life. And what a show Ambridge can put on! Jam, cheese, cakes, pigs, locals. Peer behind the facade, and what will you see?
You’ll see Brian seething as his fortune crumbles away, Shula preparing varying versions of events for the marriage mediator, and feckless Freddie packing his baggy for college, where Borsetshire’s finest will make a drugs swoop. Lynda and Lilian will be heading for a dog fight, and Josh will run his mouth off to a local journalist - who will reveal all in the Echo.
Our best advice to all visitors is, ‘Run for it now, before the dark forces currently controlling Ambridge pull you into their web’.
Thanks to Maggiesaes from ‘The Archers in Mustardland’ Board