Mankwold and Sancgold - so much more evocative than “she makes and markets a range of organic cheeses” or whatever that guff from Tom was.
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As well as being a damn fine mother, or some such total lie, iirc.
Here you are, the exact quote, Tom extolling the myriad virtues of Helen to Rob, it made me laugh so much I kept a note of it and dragged it up every now and then because it made irene laugh too:
“she runs the shop, makes and markets a range of cheeses and she’s still a damn good Mum to Henry”
How many cheeses in that range, by the way? We have Mankwold and Sanctigold (perhaps no longer), what else?
Sorry. I was evidently confusing her with coffee for some reason. 
Borsetshire Blueugh
Old Mousietrap
Come on, Bert
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According to the Uxbridge English Dictionary, “someone who is coughed on”. That could be most of the coo handooers in Ambridge at the moment.
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