Daily Mail Weekend Magazine Archers Update - May 3rd-8th 2026

Ruth has plenty to think about, there’s a disaster on the cards for the Maliks, and brooding Brad comes to a decision.

Thanks to LadySusan of The Ambridge Reporter

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Oh good. And I don’t even listen.

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Get yerself over to Ambridge: they let their budgie escape and it probably needs some tutoring in how to survive in the wild.

Its name is Fletcher. After that bloke in Porridge. So you might get on ok.

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Lesson one, gettin’ caught is not wot you want to do. You may meet other crims you can learn from, but they are other crims wot got caught.

Lesson two, nobody suspects the small harmless bird. Practice yer endearin’ twitter.

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