To what should be my great shame, I did have someone particular in mind and yes, she does still have my hammer. Or to be fair, one of my hammers.
She is a very good soul and a far better woman than I am and does not have to look for troubles of her own and I am exceedingly fond of her; but she will insist on twisting everything to accentuate a positive that sometimes just isn’t there, and I find it, occasionally, as this evening, infuriating.
I spend a fair amount of time fishing her out of minor practical crises. HImself would call her everything under the sun but nevertheless had a massively soft spot for her. I have to be careful, though, not to use his names for her children when talking to her ;- )