“He knows you”


#1

“And respects you”

Er, no, Emma - this is Helen you’re talking about.


#2

One could I s’pose respect Helen’s handiness with a knife. But Helen as a person? What’s there to respect? Her unwavering devotion to a horrible cheese that nobody likes?


#3

But he clearly knows nothing.

Does the new ‘Clair’s Law’ apply to men enquiring about women too ?

If nothing else, the fact that she’s produced a barely functioning 8yr kld with the mental capacity & social skills of a 3 year old aardvark would have be running for the hills.


#4

That pesky autocorrect again, eh? But then again, she probably spends more time with the cheese than with Henwy. Well, it’s bwighter and more wewarding, I do see that.


#5

Clare’s Law does apply equally, Armers. But I’m pretty sure you knew that, you know.