How will Peggy be dedded

As the actress is retiring aged 103

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[puts on green eyeshade]

Roll up, roll up, place yer bets

How will Peggy become silent?
  • Chair
  • Tree
  • Hilda-related incident
  • Breakage from general decrepitude
  • Issue-based disease
  • Throat infection
  • Packed off to The Laurels
  • Something else

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Hilda related incident and packed off to the Laurels are not incompatible, I feel. The Laurels could follow breakage, issue-based disease or throat infection, too.

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Fair. Call it “packed off to The Laurels from other causes not noted here”.

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I have changed my vote to Laurels on the basis that it covers many others as well.

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Today is, apparently, International Cat Day, so it seemed rude not to vote for Hilda…

Carinthia. xx

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Is found dead in the garden Having fallen o n her secateurs

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The Laurels is June Spencer’s own suggestion:

“The simplest thing is if [Peggy has] a fall or something and goes into The Laurels. She can languish for years there.”

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That was one reason why I included it.

(One day someone will get past the armed guards and see what’s really in those “workshops” at the Laurels…)

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Thinking about it, how about finishing off what Blake started? Peggy as a suicide bomber at the fête worse than death, taking out Lynda, Pip, Idiot, Pat, Tom, Helen…

Hmm, it might be quicker to list any preferred survivors…

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Much quicker.

I was wondering about the outside long shot of a chicken frenzy.

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Long shot?? Frenzy is their ground state!

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A case in point…

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But that chicken has a head. In The Archers, they don’t seem to

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And how!

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Some that would be harder to adjudicate:

  • “Gone to The Laurels”, actually forming the foundation of the latest Grundy Patio
  • vanished, consumed by Hilda
  • Sheep attack!
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Does Hilda inherit peggy’s money?

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It’s all invested in the Kipper Fund. A kipper a day, forever.

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Which raises the possibility of combining the two…

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