I prefer Julia Strachey

…a bride knocking back rum and getting ink all down her dress. Among other delights.
Oh. There’s been a film. I didn’t know that.

Poor Alice is very bad at this secret drinking lark.

The Carter siblings are foul. Emma needs a serious smack in the kisser.

But so, so sad. The baby wasn’t dropped on its head, or into the font, nothing to laugh at at all.

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Yes; at the very least Alice might have actually dropped her, so that the entire scene was played at really full volume, with everyone shouting over the noise of an outraged baby.

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And there are so many to choose from…

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I imagine they thought they couldn’t top the Vestry Howl…

Where were those gruesome favours being set out? Makes no sense for Chris and Alice to be turning up at the tearoom and even less for the biscuits to be being piled up in the church. Which is where shrew!Emmur was lurking, though, so St Stephen’s it must have been. All v. odd

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The scriptwronger has no idea of the village’s geography; none of the new ones seem to. Either that or they are all exponents of teleportation.

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JD’s used it before, remember - dropping off a casserole from South Africa.

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Where would they have room what with all the moneychangers’ tables?

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Surely the Vicar could help dispose of the ghastly things?

He does have a sweet tooth…

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