In The King’s English, Amis draws a useful stylistic distinction between Berks and Wankers. My detector phrases/usages are just a small-scale and personal tribute to that.
What is wrong with ‘Ireland’?
Methinks, perchance and pray (used interrogatively) are high on the list.
Emerald Isle is low, but best avoided. imo. Which you are free to disregard or, indeed, ridicule. Methinks.
Cheers
Gus