Hello, welcome and Chapeau!
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Welcome, Christina, stick around!
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Wow - you thought it was the Real McCoy - not sure whether to be chuffed or insulted!!
Made me laugh re. Stan - Stanley being a family name. And us having dyslexics in the family - I never twigged that one until now.
Cheers again for the welcome!
Chris
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Oh, ‘insulted’, I think 
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Pip will be a challenge, that’s for sure. Yeeees, sooooooo how to thaaaat one? Lots of rising inflections? Yeah? Why not?
It’s Phoebe that I can’t stomach. I’m desperate for her to be packed off as a self-righteous VSO’er to some Godforsaken place (I speak from personal experience, so I’m ok to say that, heh).
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South Sudan is nice at this time of year…
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All sorts of interesting and creative diseases to be had.
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Welcome Christina
Thank you so much for the giggles I had reading your script
My card is behind the till in The Bull for a welcome drink
A lot of us loll about in the cellar and welcome folk who don’t take life too seriously
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Yay! Welcome Chris!
I’m going for a celebratory paddle in the Gin Lake - anyone care to join me?
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I think you might find the Basking Twellsy was there before you…
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Yup I am swimming in the gin lake
Wearing my pink heffalump squeakwinned bikinki…
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…fear not! If I ever need (…God forbid!) to insult you, you will have no doubt whatsoever!! 
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…at the risk of creating disillusionment, there’s always this one:
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That inclines me to gouge both my ears and eyes out.
I appear to have lost my ‘sense of humour’. Just casually. Not like it got shot off in the war or anything.
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It’s worth more if you still have the assembly instructions
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…I’ve noticed that AuntieBeeb is starting to have that very same effect on moi of late! 
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