Incomplete one-liners, week of November 16-19

I’m posting these though they’re still not complete because it looks as though things will come to a crisis with Alice:

16 Nov There’s panic for Alice
17 Nov Alice has a confession to make and Rex fears for the future.
18 Nov Chris takes desperate measures and Alice faces a horrific ordeal.
19 Nov

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Ooo er guv.

If only we cared about Alice.

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Looks like our bets are safe, young Sparrer-me-bird.

Alice’s Baybee Sweepstakes

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One more one-liner, Friday, but the Monday’s is still incomplete:

16 Nov There’s panic for Alice …
17 Nov Alice has a confession to make and Rex fears for the future.
18 Nov Chris takes desperate measures and Alice faces a horrific ordeal.
19 Nov The Carters attempt to pick up the pieces and Freddie makes a mistake.

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I think that’s the second trimester they’re hinting at with that great big hinting stick.

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Yep. Buggrit.
Well, it’s felt a lot longer.

Misremembered which way round the voting ran.

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“Does this look like a leg bit, Chris?”

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Once again, I must say you have made me laugh out loud. You are An Extremely Bad Gus.

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Good-oh.

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“Ever since the grenade, there’s a little bit of the Sarge in all of us.”

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