Since I am well known to be a Hard Cruel and Heartless sparrer, I fink this is my job.
(dons green eyeshade)
Alice’s Baybee will:
- Die in the first trimester (by 8 October)
- Die in the second trimester (by 21 January)
- Die in the third trimester (by 15 April)
- Die later than that
- Survive at least a month after birth but be acknowledged as damaged in some way
- Be absolutely perfick look at his ickle toesies I’ll never drink again.
(Trimester definitions are not universal so I’ve put the dates in too.)