…Larks Tongues in Candlewax?
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Well, I am now. Thank you. No, seriously.
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You’re welcome. Always happy to share my twisted mind.
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I’m hoping for a fire due to careless candle placement
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Ooh! Yes, it’s been a little while now since the Brookfield medieval barn last burned down.
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Name who you want dedded
Not the whole cast Gus
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Nah then, nah then, you don’t want to go wishing people dead in public.
Wot you want to do is place a little bet.
Betting that they’ll die would be in bad taste, of course, so you’ll bet that they’ll live. Then, in the very unlikely event that they die, you’ll have lost your stake. Wot a pity.
I have an little book here…
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While it might be wicked to wish for the death of another, everyone dies, eventually. So I don’t think my having an order of preference makes me a bad person. But that’s real life.
For TA, on the other hand, I set aside my scruples and humanitarian impulses.
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Elsewhere I suggested Meadow Rise To (HMP) Chelmsford…
This week’s Cider Shed is well worth listening to - particularly the ambulance-chaser ad about halfway through
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As long as it’s not THAT feckin’ book…
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