Just stumbled on this

Well worth a re-read

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Tony, Son of Phil… um, no. Measure of Elizabeth, Dopey, Kenton, Jolene - and her frontage - reasonably accurate.
How Pip has come on since then, though. From a ‘nauseating child of no discernable character’ she has become a nauseating adult with no fixed accent.

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Could still happen - particularly with this week’s SW…

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True, dat

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And heir to Brookfield, bring it on, it’s what Phil would have wanted!

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And no Helen, how splendid!

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I forgive him the many inaccuracies for

A pregnant ELIZABETH being dumped by her then boyfriend, the caddish Scots landlord CAMERON FRASER, at a service station on the M40 while ostensibly en route for a holiday. (At the time there were no services on the M40, so she really should have been more suspicious.)

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