Lambs to the slaughter

The Archers
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If the abattoir is closed, why not just let Pip look after them for a few days?

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2

Ha! A practical and carbon-neutral solution.

But `i was thinking more of luring Pip and the Phoeble-minded brat to the disused abbatoir in the dead of night… I expect some of the kit still works

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3

I’m sure I’ve seen a horror film along those lines. It’s usually either that or the spooky abandoned asylum.

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Not too efficiently, I hope.

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Himself was most pissed off with me one evening when I insisted on watching `Texas Chainsaw Massacre

…and apparently fell sweetly asleep in the middle of it.

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6

It wouldn’t be as entertaining without Pip.

(Now there’s a sentence I never though I’d write)

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7

where is the ‘unfriend’ button?

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8

I believe Lynda keeps it for herself

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9

We do have the local Saw Museum here, which I’d be happy to contribute to the cause.

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