Lines we'd like to hear

Brenda: Oh, hi Lilian! Gosh, it’s been a while.

[Looks over Justin]

No, I think I’ll let you keep this one.

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Brian: tell you what, Eddie, we’ve got a vacancy for a comic yokel to freeze to death at the gates of Ambridge Manor.

Brian: I’m sorry, Eddie, I know it’s an Ambridge tradition, but we decided to have no salmonella with our turkey this year.

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It would be immeasurably better wiv an Sparrer as script editor. Make it so.

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Rex: of course I love you. As a fri—

Kirsty: (launches herself at Rex)

Grams: splosh!

Kirsty: stop treading water!

Grams: glub glub

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