Brothel?
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I wish. Just imagine the potential storylines!
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Rules are there to be broken…
This is the same technique as Tuvan throat singing, just a bit more developed!
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Shula would have to take over, though, since she’s Ambridge’s pre-eminent whoreswoman.
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…perhaps they should change the name of “The Bull” to “The Anna-Maria Hefele” ?
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…I thort Krate inherited that sobriquet¹ from Siobhan…
¹ The Ambridge Village-Bicycle
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As a rule. Similarly you don’t as a rule play the flute with your nose…
(gets popcorn)
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The Village Bike (as Sara Coward cheerfully pointed out) was Caroline Bone, not Siobhán.
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…thanks for reminding me - when I was in Primary School, we used to play the bloody recorder¹, and I well remember some of our consort playing with our noses in order to deter the other aspiring musicians from touching our recorders, let alone putting them in their mouths! 
¹ our old Dad’s description…
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…thanks! OFishyWan, I’m impressed not only by your amazing memory, but also by your ability to do accents!
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Um, I do actually possess a nose flute…
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…groooooo! (©Baby Grumpling (Perishers circa mid-1960s UK))
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On this machine it is easy,Sturmers. [alt-gr + ;] then the letter gives an acute accent á é í ó ú. [alt-gr + '] gives the â ê î ô û. ý and ŷ are also available but they look silly.
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I would guess, Joe, that you do not play it as a rule. (Disappointed in you: I was expecting demonstration…)
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…groan! (…faints)
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Thanks! (…it’s good to learn something new every day!) 
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Not the proper Tibetan variety, alas, but a cheap plastic thingy.
As for a demo, I’ll leave it to the experts (This is the upmarket wood version of the plastic one I have)
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That’s better.
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< eye roll > There’s always one…
But this reminds me.
I was angry with my friend
I told my wrath, my wrath did end So I bought his son a ukelele
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