Nancy Banks-Smith - A Month in Ambridge

She really does have a knack for hitting nails on the head. Thanks, FTC.

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Ta indeedski, ftc. We don’t see enough of you, you know.

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Odd tots indeed. And she didn’t mention the older odd ones, Ruari in the cellar and Johnny name and brain change.

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And the Trappist, Ben

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Errors and clarifications: The last word (above) should have been twits.

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I really can’t bear to listen any more.

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That ought not to be a bar against coming here, you know. There’s the whole ā€œNot the Archersā€ section of the board…

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Still not sure that’s right…

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A surplus W you mean.

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Well, that’s one possibility…

In the sense that the Archers are all so well grounded? (ā€œDavid’s always been the family anchorā€¦ā€)

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ā€œIan and Adam, who fancy a baby, are looking for a surrogate womb and finding a surprising number of takers among the flakier females in the village.ā€

'Ere! Nancy girl. Where’s me commission? I said exactly the same some weeks back.

I don’t agree with the bit about Loony-Lexi bringing back Auntie Banana, or Joey of GG.
Far too many bleedin’ foreigners in Ambridge, already. Totally unrepresentative of Ambridge-type villages. Where you can travel for days without finding foreigners this time of year.

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It strikes me that the terrible case currently in the news couldn’t have come at a worse time for TA’s scriptmonkeys.

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Um, what case? (I don’t get the news much.)

This one. You get the gist from what shows in the link, so no need to read further. The child in question was adopted.

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Oh dear…

(Poor child.)

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Oh, I do love Our Nancy.

I especially liked ā€œAdam, the gay ploughman, who thumped Matt to spread the suspects about a bitā€.

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Not a wasted word. The woman is a genius.

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