She really does have a knack for hitting nails on the head. Thanks, FTC.
Ta indeedski, ftc. We donāt see enough of you, you know.
Odd tots indeed. And she didnāt mention the older odd ones, Ruari in the cellar and Johnny name and brain change.
And the Trappist, Ben
Errors and clarifications: The last word (above) should have been twits.
I really canāt bear to listen any more.
That ought not to be a bar against coming here, you know. Thereās the whole āNot the Archersā section of the boardā¦
Still not sure thatās rightā¦
A surplus W you mean.
Well, thatās one possibilityā¦
In the sense that the Archers are all so well grounded? (āDavidās always been the family anchorā¦ā)
āIan and Adam, who fancy a baby, are looking for a surrogate womb and finding a surprising number of takers among the flakier females in the village.ā
'Ere! Nancy girl. Whereās me commission? I said exactly the same some weeks back.
I donāt agree with the bit about Loony-Lexi bringing back Auntie Banana, or Joey of GG.
Far too many bleedinā foreigners in Ambridge, already. Totally unrepresentative of Ambridge-type villages. Where you can travel for days without finding foreigners this time of year.
It strikes me that the terrible case currently in the news couldnāt have come at a worse time for TAās scriptmonkeys.
Um, what case? (I donāt get the news much.)
This one. You get the gist from what shows in the link, so no need to read further. The child in question was adopted.
Oh dearā¦
(Poor child.)
Oh, I do love Our Nancy.
I especially liked āAdam, the gay ploughman, who thumped Matt to spread the suspects about a bitā.
Not a wasted word. The woman is a genius.