No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

The Archers
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The Squawk must NOT be allowed to spawn. Leave it on the side of Lakey Hill to die.







And its sprog.

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Seconded.

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She will have an abortion, Iā€™m sure. But not, I hope, before Jill finds out sheā€™s incubating a Fairbrother.

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I do hope very much that she either has an abortion or loses the brat in the next couple of weeks, of which there is at least a four-in-ten chance. What was the stupid, careless wench doing not using reliable birth control anyway? Did she leave Toby in charge of it, or what?

(Actually: much better if it is Alfieā€™sā€¦)

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Well, thatā€™s what she demanded bezzie Izzy do a few years ago, wasnā€™t it? The child would be a drain on the planetā€™s resources, IIRC I wonder how consistent her principles will be?

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Surely they wonā€™t run another miscarriage SL? Itā€™d be the third in about as many years.[quote=ā€œFanta, post:4, topic:799ā€]
What was the stupid, careless wench doing not using reliable birth control anyway?
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Come on, you canā€™t blame Ruth for this.

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This is all happening because she was shagging at Lower Loxley. If it had been happening at Rickyard, Jill would have supplied the condoms and probably tested them first.

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Janie, you are a very bad person. Keep up the good work ;- )

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Has Alfie actually been heard on air? I donā€™t see him in recent cast lists (thanks Janie).

I still donā€™t think he exists. Itā€™s such an obvious and clichĆ©d way for Pip to continue to shag someone her parents donā€™t approve of.

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Are you suggesting < expectant pause > that the Bleating Tart has a Bunbury in the oven?

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ā€œSheā€™s convinced she isnā€™t ready to have a baby. Sheā€™s going to have a termination.ā€ ā† synopsis 3 December

Yeahright. We believe you.

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I do believe, I do believeā€¦

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