No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

The Squawk must NOT be allowed to spawn. Leave it on the side of Lakey Hill to die.







And its sprog.

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Seconded.

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She will have an abortion, I’m sure. But not, I hope, before Jill finds out she’s incubating a Fairbrother.

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I do hope very much that she either has an abortion or loses the brat in the next couple of weeks, of which there is at least a four-in-ten chance. What was the stupid, careless wench doing not using reliable birth control anyway? Did she leave Toby in charge of it, or what?

(Actually: much better if it is Alfie’s…)

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Well, that’s what she demanded bezzie Izzy do a few years ago, wasn’t it? The child would be a drain on the planet’s resources, IIRC I wonder how consistent her principles will be?

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Surely they won’t run another miscarriage SL? It’d be the third in about as many years.[quote=“Fanta, post:4, topic:799”]
What was the stupid, careless wench doing not using reliable birth control anyway?
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Come on, you can’t blame Ruth for this.

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This is all happening because she was shagging at Lower Loxley. If it had been happening at Rickyard, Jill would have supplied the condoms and probably tested them first.

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Janie, you are a very bad person. Keep up the good work ;- )

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Has Alfie actually been heard on air? I don’t see him in recent cast lists (thanks Janie).

I still don’t think he exists. It’s such an obvious and clichéd way for Pip to continue to shag someone her parents don’t approve of.

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Are you suggesting < expectant pause > that the Bleating Tart has a Bunbury in the oven?

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“She’s convinced she isn’t ready to have a baby. She’s going to have a termination.” ← synopsis 3 December

Yeahright. We believe you.

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I do believe, I do believe…

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