This was allowed to go straight past me. I am disappointed in my friends.
It would appear that someone is also siphoning off their apostrophes.
Christ onna Bike…
And of course the noise of “windmills” causes cancer…
Absolutely priceless. Dearie me.
Should I panic? that is the question. I mean, I have solar panels on the roof; am I depriving the plants in my jungle I mean sorry back garden of essential sunlight?
I’d be concerned for the waterweed, were I a Fish.
Well, quite. Rip those panels off toot sweet, Fishers!
No can do: too high for me. Also, there would then be holes in the roof through which not just sunshine but also rain would get into the house.
Oh, oh, what can I do?
Have an medicinal and continue harvesting the sun, Fishers.
Just accept that you’re stealing sun from people poorer than you, i.e. the natural order of the universe, and all is well.
So that is where my sunny weather has gone!
Please may I have it back young fishy?
Hang on, let me just line up these 20,000 square miles of mirrors…
Thank you wee birdie
Would you care for a beer or two to wash this platter of butties I have about my person down?