The Seven Lumps of Architecture (yes, South Bank, I’m looking at you)
And under ‘etc (recipes)’ there must surely be room for Commination Chicken.
A pop-up book of The Very Angry Caterpillar would be a valuable addition to childhood trauma nursery bookshelves.
“And then they sent the army against him. So he ate the army.”
(Mothra, The Early Years?)
A book of dentists who practised using the "every visit needs a filling " NHS practitioners
So I know who to curse at as my teef crumble thanks to one of the buggas who treated me thusly
And what would the book be called, Twellsy?
(Could have been worse: could have been an Australian Trench practitioner.)
Money for Future Pain (of patients )
Yes Mr Walmsley and Bruce the Tooth I have you in my rifle sights…