One-liners to April 29

12 Apr Jazzer’s out to impress while christening plans leave Alice ragged.
13 Apr Kate demands to be heard while Harrison offers an ear.
14 Apr There are too many cooks at the christening buffet while Tracy and Jazzer come clean.
15 Apr Alice hits self destruct and Lee is a model son-in-law.

19 Apr Fallon is left reeling and a breakout at Berrow sees Jazzer as happy as a pig in mud.
20 Apr Martha’s christening is thrown into jeopardy and Justin is perturbed by the past.
21 Apr Rex may have found the answer to his prayers while Tracy tries to make a good impression.
22 Apr Chris is confronted with the ugly truth while Jazzer is offered some career advice.

26 Apr Ben makes a surprising confession and Justin finds himself with a new nemesis.
27 Apr Joy turns the tables and debate rages at Lower Loxley.
28 Apr Lilian gets her hands dirty and Eddie springs a surprise.
29 Apr The walls close in on Alice, and Rex looks to the future.


“I’m a secret reader.”

It’s one of the escaped pigs, isn’t it?

“Is there anybody there?”

“But Nigel would have wanted a widow’s walk along the parapet!”

It is the escaped pig.

“Oi’m really the perfesser of Rural Doialect at Felpersham University! Help, oi be stuck in this register!”

“You were right, now that you’ve done your duty passing on the Horrobin Look he has no further use for you.”

One day… all this will be nasty expensive gin.


No, no, what Chris said was ‘So she’s being a wanker, right?’