One-liners to December 6

17 Nov Phoebe hatches a plan and Lily’s attempt to do the right thing backfires.
18 Nov It’s an emotional day for Eddie and Joy makes a friend.
19 Nov There’s a bump in the road for Elizabeth, and David has concerns.
20 Nov Lily is left feeling guilty and Justin attempts to widen his net.
21 Nov Things are looking up for Tracy, and Eddie has a change of heart.
22 Nov Justin’s plans gather pace and Jill sets the record straight.

24 Nov Johnny is left devastated and Leonard has the rug pulled from under him.
25 Nov Helen receives a blast from the past and Pip is touched by an unexpected gesture.
26 Nov It’s crunch time for Phoebe and Justin has yet more tricks up his sleeve.
27 Nov Elizabeth puts her foot down and Lynda is keen to maintain tradition.
28 Nov Harrison is shocked by some harsh criticism and Russ gets his wires crossed.
29 Nov Justin’s scheme takes shape and Lynda finds herself in trouble.

01 Dec Josh finds himself in trouble and Phoebe pushes forwards.
02 Dec Helen is in a quandary and the Bridge Farm Archers rally round.
03 Dec Brian takes a risk and Will receives an unexpected invitation.
04 Dec Pip expresses her reservations and Lynda is in demand.
05 Dec Clarrie laments on the past and Josh’s plans gather pace.
06 Dec There’s a shock for Helen while Pat has gifts on her mind.

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High voltage / low current would be good.

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And the blast from the past? Dynamite?

December 6, is Pat going to give away more things Helen has given to her? The prize-winning necklace perhaps? (Though I don’t actually know where that ended up.)

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“But Phoebe, I’ve never seen this famous cliff…”

“I don’t know, should I put myself first or (giggle) think of someone (guffaw) else for a change (ha ha ha ha ha)?”

But that’s optimising for high pain, but low damage and no lasting marks. I’m much more in favour of the “Jimmaaaaayy” option.

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Think about it a bit: one could make her suffer for a good long while before a final fry.

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Too much risk of a Daring Escape. I’m not crool; I just want her Gone.

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“Gosh, she’s looking warm. Throw water on her, immediately”.

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Why not spray slurry on her?

All the compounds in that would ensure she fried

And we could all have a go with the muck spreader

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I like your thinking, Twellsy dere: very generous of you to be prepared to share…

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There’s many a story ends quietly in the poo lagoons. And a few more that ends with a minute or two of splashing.

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…same place as TheCardIndex? (…just a wild guess!)

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