One-liners to Jan 12

15 Dec Pip is torn, and Justin is stunned by the truth.

17 Dec Toby’s life is changed forever, and Jennifer fears for her Christmas celebrations.
18 Dec Lily seeks advice from an enemy, and Brian receives an unexpected offer.
19 Dec Lynda puts her foot in it, while Emma treads carefully.
20 Dec Alan attempts to take control, and there is good news at Bridge Farm.
21 Dec Justin’s evening takes a surprising turn, and Harrison smells a rat.
22 Dec It is a day to remember for Lilian, and Pip gives an ultimatum.

24 Dec Brian has some exciting news, and Helen counts her blessings.
25 Dec Joe wants company on Christmas Day, and Tony and Johnny are left in charge.
26 Dec Will has some bad luck, and Tony makes preparations.
27 Dec Pat gets a belated gift, and Ian looks to the future.
28 Dec Brian sets out his vision, and Eddie comforts the cast.
29 Dec Lynda is on top form, and there is revelry at Honeysuckle Cottage.

31 Dec Alice is determined to have a good time, and Roy needs to talk.
1 Jan Will is on tenterhooks, and Jennifer tries to be peacemaker.
2 Jan Noluthando uses her initiative, and Freddie strikes a bargain.
3 Jan Jolene gives some good advice, and Emma is embarrassed at work.
4 Jan Ian has a lot on his mind, and Kate hears some home truths.
5 Jan Pip prepares for a big night, and Lexi receives a reminder.

7 Jan Ruth has a difficult question to raise, and Roy takes umbrage.
8 Jan Brian makes a controversial decision, and Pip faces the inevitable.
9 Dec Jill is left stunned, while Lexi considers her options.
10 Dec Susan’s hopes are dashed, while David tries to swallow his pride.
11 Dec Adam is outmanoeuvred, and Kate is at her wits end.
12 Dec Toby receives a shocking instruction, and Roy fears for the future.

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“Holding the forks in both hands, carefully insert them into the small holes in the socket…”

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Lovely if it were that, but I think it’s more likely to be ‘git orrf moi land. And moi daughter’

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Why is Toby such a tosser? How can you make gin in a shed?
What about the legal requirements?
The storyline is cock - but then there is Pips baby!

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You need to ask? Why, the Excise Fairy scattered a little licensing and approval dust, of course. Mainly in the Ideal Listener’s eyes, if you ask me…