One-liners to January 17

17 Dec Helen braces herself for a difficult conversation and Lynda makes her presence felt.
18 Dec Phoebe tries to make amends and Brian issues some home truths.
19 Dec Tom discovers some worrying information and there’s an early Christmas present for Kirsty.
20 Dec The noose tightens on David and Will has a confession to make.

22 Dec Rex gets an answer and Kenton has another sleepless night.
23 Dec It’s Jim’s big night and Jazzer comes to the rescue.
24 Dec Tom gets suspicious and Joy makes a guest appearance.
25 Dec It’s Christmas day at Bridge Farm and Tom puts his foot in it.
26 Dec There’s upheaval for The Bull and Kenton makes a mistake.
27 Dec Philip gets a shock and Phoebe makes a peace offering.

29 Dec There’s trouble at Grey Gables and Pip’s got to make her mind up.
30 Dec Lee feels awkward and Justin offers some words of wisdom.
31 Dec It’s New Year’s Eve at The Bull and Helen’s dressed to impress.
01 Jan Kenton despairs and Jim’s feeling green.
02 Jan Kirsty speaks her mind and Phoebe’s feeling low.
03 Jan Jazzer gets some shocking news and faces a dilemma.

05 Jan There’s a shocking proposal at The Bull and Philip attempts to keep the peace.
06 Jan Jim struggles with his emotions and Justin knocks heads together.
07 Jan Lilian has a brainwave and Josh returns to trouble at Brookfield.
08 Jan Jim’s attitude causes problems and Neil offers some words of advice.
09 Jan There’s hope on the horizon for Oliver and Jolene has an announcement to make.
10 Jan Kirsty is bowled over and Alistair is horrified by a controversial plan.

12 Jan Tom is on more than one mission and Jim remains focussed.
13 Jan There’s an embarrassing misunderstanding for Alistair and the stress piles on Natasha.
14 Jan Lilian garners opinion and Ruth looks set to fall at the first hurdle.
15 Jan Shula is touched by some kind words and David has the rug pulled from under him.
16 Jan Kate attempts to practice what she preaches and tensions flare amongst the Grey Gables staff.
17 Jan Alistair shows his support and Lynda makes a stand.


“So that was ‘burn down Helen’ and ‘give a New Year present to the GM crops’, right?”

“Of all the self-appointed church busybodies in Ambridge, you’re the least offensive.”

To be fair, she pretty much always does that: “everyone should pay for me to have a good time”.

“See, you just tighten it here and the back pain goes away.”

“Hier stehe ich, ich kann nicht anders.”


< eager bouncity > Screens and bolt gun at the ready


Yes, and David’s going to have a rug pulled out from under him! Looks as though the noose-tightening didn’t work as planned. Still, try, try and try again.