One-liners to January 3


08 Dec Helen gets a surprise and Emma saves the day.
09 Dec Tracy’s card is marked and there’s congratulations for Pip.
10 Dec Robert gets a scare and Neil makes a tragic discovery.
11 Dec David gets fired up and Neil makes his case.
12 Dec Tony makes a mistake and Helen’s feeling loved up.
13 Dec David makes an intervention and the rewilders are thrown into disarray.

15 Dec Lilian attempts to keep the peace and Helen issues an invitation.
16 Dec There’s trouble at Brookfield and Tracy digs her heels in.
17 Dec Helen braces herself for a difficult conversation and Lynda makes her presence felt.
18 Dec Phoebe tries to make amends and Brian issues some home truths.
19 Dec Tom discovers some worrying information and there’s an early Christmas present for Kirsty.
20 Dec The noose tightens on David and Will has a confession to make.

22 Dec Rex gets an answer and Kenton has another sleepless night.
23 Dec It’s Jim’s big night and Jazzer comes to the rescue.
24 Dec Tom gets suspicious and Joy makes a guest appearance.
25 Dec It’s Christmas day at Bridge Farm and Tom puts his foot in it.
26 Dec There’s upheaval for The Bull and Kenton makes a mistake.
27 Dec Philip gets a shock and Phoebe makes a peace offering.

29 Dec There’s trouble at Grey Gables and Pip’s got to make her mind up.
30 Dec Lee feels awkward and Justin offers some words of wisdom.
31 Dec It’s New Year’s Eve at The Bull and Helen’s dressed to impress.
01 Jan Kenton despairs and Jim’s feeling green.
02 Jan Kirsty speaks her mind and Phoebe’s feeling low.
03 Jan Jazzer gets some shocking news and faces a dilemma.


…oh, I was hoping for IndustrialCheesePress, or Poo-Lagoon (…at least!)


Ooo-err Mrs.


I thought these were meant to tell us what unusual thing was happening in the episode.



A new take on a ‘stab vest’.


“Wonderful news darling, I’m pregnant”


Shouldn’t she be away enjoying Christmas with Rochelle and the children?


There’s a note on the door. “Dear Joy. We won a holiday to, er, Costa Rica. Yeah. So we’ve gone there. See you in the new year!”

(is she gone yet?)


Christmas Day is still missing, but I’ve added December 30.


Christmas Day is now filled in.


This fits in with my theory that Josh is going away with Bella the Barmaid and not, as advertised, his brain-damaged friend (called Ruth ‘babe’? Really? FMS)


Perhaps he meant she reminds him of Babe Ruth.


Or just Babe. The pig.


Ha! Or like in Alice, a very ugly woman but an extremely handsome pig.