One-liners to July 28

The Archers Spoilers
#1

9 Jul Justin demonstrates his love and Fallon wants to be equal.
10 Jul Jill’s blood boils, and Jolene shares her worries.
11 Jul Shula has unexpected news, and Clarrie draws a line.
12 Jul Ruth has a decision to make, and Roy makes a bad first impression
13 Jul Lilian has got her hands full, and Brian gets another talking to.
14 Jul Tom is keen to attract attention, and Matt aims not to please.

16 Jul Eddie comes up with a plan, and Jill continues her opposition.
17 Jul Matt is keen to impress, and Christine has heard a rumour.
18 Jul Fallon’s options are limited, and Justin has had enough.
19 Jul Ruth makes her position known, and Rex gets an invitation.
20 Jul Shula shares all the latest gossip, and Kirsty is forced to reveal her hand.
21 Jul There is another unexpected visitor to Grange Farm, and Lilian tries to calm the situation.

23 Jul Justin’s mind is made up, and Alice recruits Pip.
24 Jul Matt receives a warning, and Shula is offered an alternative.
25 Jul Jill wants to be heard, and Roy is adamant action must be taken.
26 Jul Lynda worries about the fete, and Harrison has a difficult question to ask.
27 Jul Clarrie gets ready to host, and Oliver expresses his thanks.
28 Jul Lilian pulls rank, and Ed wants to lend his support.

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#2

[quote=“JustJanie, post:1, topic:505”]
10 Jul Jill’s blood boils,
[/quote]Oh they do like to raise our hopes only to dash them, don’t they? Mind you, it would have been rather quick to get her a slot at the crem as she was still alive on the 6th. Just call me a wild, impractical dreamer.

Go on, I dare you.

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#3

Yerra cock-eyed optimist, that’s what you are. You know perfectly well no crem can provide service that quickly, at least none that I know do.

Correction: does.

(call off the grammar police!)

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#4

Alice recruits Pip: oh, groan, another one who thinks Pip is god’s gift to farming. Be nice if Anisha set her straight on that.

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#5

Cock-eyed? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet, doll. Come back to me in a couple of hours and I’ll show you cock-eyed.

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#6

Oh wouldn’t it be luvverly?

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#7

Oliver expressing his thanks would fit in with Caroline being the tragic news. The delay would fit a funeral. Of course, they do like to tease.

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#8

Werl, not yer official sort of crem anyway.

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#9

Don’t they get cancellations?

Actually, they jolly well do, which is how I nabbed the slot I did for Himself, 15 days after the death. His family thought I was dragging things out…

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#10

[quote=“HedgeSparrow, post:8, topic:505”]
Werl, not yer official sort of crem anyway.
[/quote]My thoughts exactly.

Anyway, why don’t they operate at night time … or/and weekends. Bloody public sector.

Or is that when the crems do PRIVATE work ???

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