One-liners to June 21

03 Jun Kate has a shocking suggestion and Josh turns the tables.
04 Jun Elizabeth braces herself for the truth and Jill loses her temper.
05 Jun Ed finds himself cornered while Adam and Ian take the plunge.
06 Jun Alistair takes a walk down memory lane and Natasha leads the charge.
07 Jun Excitement builds for Jim’s tribute night and things go from bad to worse for Ed.

09 Jun Lynda makes her mark at Open Farm Sunday and Alice finds herself on the spot.
10 Jun A mysterious invitation is issued and Alistair fears he’s done the wrong thing.
11 Jun Jill takes a step forwards and Ben has great pleasure in revealing Ruairi’s masterplan.
12 Jun Lilian finds herself out in the cold and Jim loses his temper.
13 Jun Jim issues a shocking instruction and the mystery surrounding Peggy’s activities deepens.
14 Jun Peggy makes an announcement and Lilian refuses to take no for an answer.

16 Jun Tony sets himself a mission and Shula blames herself for recent events.
17 Jun Tom attempts to bury his own ambitions and Kirsty receives an unexpected opportunity.
18 Jun Lilian has concerns about her mother’s plans for the future and Philip offers some reassurance.
19 Jun There’s some upsetting news for Shula and Lilian makes herself useful.
20 Jun It’s a big day for Jazzer and Ian is forced to face his fears.
21 Jun Pat’s idea looks set to cause controversy while Alice has mischief on her mind.



“Come on, let’s all tell her it’s not her fault!”

It’s not yer ambitions you bury, it’s yer mistakes. And other people’s.

“What’s that? Helping Tom feel bad about his decisions? I’m there!”

“I’m really not sure about this ‘keep breathing’ bit.”

“I’m like a Volvo – boxy but good.”

“I’m sorry, but Alistair continues not to sit and waste away over your departure.”

“Gin? Just opened another bottle.”

Saint McMcmcmc, patron of comedy Scotsmen.

Some day Adam might take a look at you and say "what was I thinking?"

“Maybe Helen should occasionally lift a finger to help? No, no, you’re quite right, clearly impossible.”

Meh. Amateur.


I looked at following days and it seems, sadly, both remain alive.

Well, to be fair, “not mourned” but I’m extrapolating survival from that.

Boooooooo !!


Do you feel better for that, dear Sparrer? I certainly do.