One-liners to June 24th

29 May Brian feels hard done by, and Jim has advice for Jazzer.
30 May Roy has a troubling flashback. Can Chelsea face her phobia?
31 May What’s the story with Adil? David tries his hand at photography.
01 Jun Tracy knows when she’s on to a good thing, and the numbers don’t add up for Ruth.
02 Jun It’s all work and no play for Brian, and why is Jazzer keeping everyone waiting?
03 Jun On a welcome return to Friday night, Ruairi faces a dilemma, and Alistair takes the initiative.

05 Jun Who is Ambridge’s Unsung Hero? Life’s a picnic for Fallon, right?
06 Jun Ben is on tenterhooks, and Jazzer could do with a hug.
07 Jun Kate has a proposition. Beth gets a surprise.
08 Jun Vince is surrounded, and Brookfield is taking stock.
09 Jun Is Brian feeling flexible? Tracy has a domestic.
10 Jun Jim appears to be in demand, and Chelsea’s feeling generous.

12 Jun Susan shares a bit of wisdom, and Ed has high hopes.
13 Jun Has Brian come to a decision? Kathy’s old cottage is getting a makeover.
14 Jun Justin is ready to step up, and Tony gets to the bottom of things.
15 Jun Tom and Natasha have somewhere to be. Beth and Ben have their patience tested.
16 Jun Hannah has a dinner date. What has tickled Pat and Tony?
17 Jun Jazzer feels tense. And is Jakob getting warmer?

19 Jun Is it a Happy Father’s Day? Usha offers some advice.
20 Jun Ben has no time to relax, and who’s not paying attention?
21 Jun Kirsty is caught in the middle. Chris doesn’t know what to say.
22 Jun Neil is trying to help. Adil is shown what’s what.
23 Jun Alice has a visitor. Beth is not in the party mood.
24 Jun Lynda is keen to find someone. What next for Alice and Chris?

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Hello vodka my old friend, I don’t know you made house calls.

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Hello to vodka my old friend

It’s time to drink you up again

'Cause divorce has left me reeling

With accountants and their dealings

And the cravings that you planted in my brain

Still remain

And echo to the sound of Martha

And her wailing

Amid the sounds of marriage failing

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“Nah then, nah then, you don’t want to go drinking vodka like some alkie. Wot you want is gin, and not that dog-in-every-vat rubbish they make down the road, the Good Stuff. Cash up front, ta.” (Goes off to buy another pallet of Aldi London Gin and some blank labels.)

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